Which parent knows if you are running late?
When do mice play every day?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How do football players deal with their problems?