What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
A farm-ily!
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
When should you start writing a book?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?