What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do naked fish play with?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a henway?