How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
They were triplets.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which fly makes films?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?