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What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
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Which founding father loves to sing?
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Why did the cloud date the fog?
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