Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
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Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What does winter fat turn into?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?