What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do bees gossip?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?