What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What's the noisiest food?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?