Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are all priests fit?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do jokesters study in college?