What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?