Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why is a computer so smart?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?