Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How does a barber get to work?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do naked fish play with?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How do eggs end a TV show?