Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How did the tree get lost?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's the friendliest national park?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?