What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?