Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?