Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which is the worst season?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?