Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?