Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you give a sick pig?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How are teens like cats?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?