Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What goes zzub, zzub?
It's allergy season again?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
A book just fell on my head.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?