Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's the noisiest food?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?