My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?