What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Why do cows go to New York?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What's the richest basketball team?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?