What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the barber win the race?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is the most adorable season?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What table can you never sit at?
We had a discussion about roses.
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?