Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?