Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking the eggs!
Why did the cat start laughing?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?