What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?