What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
How does a barber get to work?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's the loudest sport?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?