Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What words make the best athletes?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?