What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do bees say in the summer?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What animals make the best students?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?