Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Bears love exotic cars.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What building always gets stains on it?