Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which family member has tusks?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where does water do all its banking?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?