Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What day is your mom always right?