How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?