Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which computer won the talent show?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Do dads always snore?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What building always gets stains on it?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where do stars go to college?