How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the snake name his daughter?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is a table you can eat?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?