Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why are stones so good at music?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?