What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call an old snowman?