Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What day is your mom always right?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?