What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?