Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?