Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
A boneyard.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?