What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Snap chat.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
A book just fell on my head.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do porcupines always win the game?