Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a greedy elf?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?