Where do lions like to go on vacation?
The Catskills!
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What shape has a knighthood?
What was the first animal in space?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which relative loves rice?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?