How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the friendliest pen?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What animal floats best?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?