How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Do dads always snore?
Why did electricity win the race?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the turkey join the band?