How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What dog never pays attention in class?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the holiest insect?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?