What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
A little plaque.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?