Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?