Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?