How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Which state is the cleanest?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?