What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What game do cows play at parties?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are the mountains so tired?