What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where do stars go to college?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?