What birds make average students?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which dogs love to study science?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?