What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?