Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where do polar bears vote?
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How do automobiles fly?
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What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
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What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?