Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What was the first animal in space?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?