Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a Zen egg?