Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do Scottish toads play?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What are baby potatoes called?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?