Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
What do you call a pile of cats?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?