What do you call a tired tree?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How are mountains able to see?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do math teachers love March?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?