Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
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What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do some people love eating snails?
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's a cat's favorite snack?