Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
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What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?