Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?