Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?