Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
They always have a bone to pick with the waiter.
What is another name for a cow?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did autumn say to summer?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?