What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
When does a horse talk?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why is money so stubborn?