Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
When do mice play every day?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?