What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What animal loves Indian food?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What is a cow's dream job?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do trees hate going to school?