Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What animal has the most fun?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What says: oom oom oom?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?