What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How did the vampire start his letter?