What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What game do mice love to play?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which animal should never work for the government?