What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?