Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How much money does a skunk have?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.