What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call a sad latte?
What nationality are most fish?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What was the first animal in space?
What tree has the most bark?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?