Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?