Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do cows like to dance to?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?